The Petra Zone

You know I'm hungry suf-fer-ing starvation
I'm always looking for a Casey's station
They have some food to eat at night or at day
They have good pizza now get out of my way

They don't have string beans but lots of peaches
Their keeping candy just within our reaches
Can't see the truckers they're out by the trees
They won't go pee pee indoors like you and me

Ring it up, higher and higher
Eat it up, from the hot grease fryer
It doesn't take much to get to me
Just bag it up, with a large iced tea

Zip it up, don't tell me your story
Hurry up, let me drink my 40
It doesn't get any colder you see
Just ring it up, or give it to me

Reminiscent of Weird Al's "Eat It" parody of Jackson's "Beat It".
Is MTV still around? We could start a duo, maybe put together a road show and hit the big time.

We would hit the road big time more like it. LOL